THE BANANA BIBLE

“Thou shalt have nothing more important than Bananas.”

“Thou shalt eat Bananas.”

“Thou shalt not take the name of thy Holy Banana in vain.”

“Remember the Banana day, to keep it holy.”

“Honour thy Bananas.”

“Thou shalt not kill unless it is for Bananas.”

“Thou shalt not envy somebody elses Bananas, just get some for yourself.”

“Thou shalt not steal any Bananas.”